having recently moved from england, shoe is currently living in virginia under an assumed name. he has a part time job.

daily routine m-f:

• 0600 - hit snooze button
• 0605 - hit snooze button
• 0610 - hit snooze button
• 0615 - hit snooze button
• 0620 - sit up, place left foot on floor, stand up, scratch ass
• 0620-0645 - watch the news, pray for a snow day
• 0645-0705 - shit, shower, shave
• 0705-0720 - coffee and croissant
• 0720 - drive to work
• 0730-1200 - work (actually, just looking busy)
• 1200 - lunch
• 1300-1700 - more work (more looking busy)
• 1700 - drive home
• 1730 - crack a beer, eat some leftovers
• 1737 - fart
• 1800-1900 - dinner
• 1900-2100 do homework, watch tv, yell at kids
• 2100-2330 crack another beer
• 2330 - bed

daily routine s-s:

• 0900 - sit up, place left foot on floor, stand up, scratch ass
• 0901-1200 - watch tv, yell at kids, eat
• 1200-1600 - shop, clean, computer
• 1600-2300 - watch tv, yell at kids, eat, clean, check email, drink beer
• 2300-0200 - computer gaming (saturday)
• 0200 - bed