having recently moved from england, shoe is currently living in virginia under
an assumed name. he has a part time job.
daily routine m-f:
- 0600 - hit snooze button
- 0605 - hit snooze button
- 0610 - hit snooze button
- 0615 - hit snooze button
- 0620 - sit up, place left foot on floor, stand up, scratch ass
- 0620-0645 - watch the news, pray for a snow day
- 0645-0705 - shit, shower, shave
- 0705-0720 - coffee and croissant
- 0720 - drive to work
- 0730-1200 - work (actually, just looking busy)
- 1200 - lunch
- 1300-1700 - more work (more looking busy)
- 1700 - drive home
- 1730 - crack a beer, eat some leftovers
- 1737 - fart
- 1800-1900 - dinner
- 1900-2100 do homework, watch tv, yell at kids
- 2100-2330 crack another beer
- 2330 - bed
daily routine s-s:
- 0900 - sit up, place left foot on floor, stand up, scratch ass
- 0901-1200 - watch tv, yell at kids, eat
- 1200-1600 - shop, clean, computer
- 1600-2300 - watch tv, yell at kids, eat, clean, check email, drink beer
- 2300-0200 - computer gaming (saturday)
- 0200 - bed